What has eight arms and a tail?

ME (in my dreams) Have you ever thought of an animal you would like to be? I would like the arms of an octopus and the tail of a monkey - and call myself an Octokey. Just think of the possibilities; I could carry so many things and swing myself from place to place.

I feel so satisfied when I do two, three, or more things at once. At the gym I love to work out, AND read my Ensign, book, and even have pen and paper to jot inspiration down when it comes. I must be ready when those endorphins spark my creativity.

I turned the page and tried to readjust my paper clips and rubber bands to hold open my book. A rubber band flew out of my hands, off the balcony to the front desk below. Raining rubber bands. Where are my extra arms and tail when I need them?